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Offline iddee

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Telling Him Softly
« on: July 17, 2015, 01:37:33 pm »
Telling  Him Softly
 
 
With  a very seductive voice a wife asked her  husband,
 "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled  up?"
"No"  said her husband.
 
She gave him a  sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons
of her blouse and  slowly reached down in her cleavage,
created by a soft, silky, pushup bra, and, pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar  bill.
 
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled  approvingly.
 
She then asked,
"Have  you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" 
 
 
"No I haven't," he said with an  anxious tone in his voice.
 
She gave  him another sexy little smile,
unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the  floor and
seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled
Fifty Dollar bill.
 
He took the  crumpled Fifty Dollar bill  and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
 
"Now," she said,
"Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" 
 
"No way!" he said, becoming even  more aroused and excited to which
 she  replied:
 
"Go look in the garage."
 
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2015, 03:33:56 pm »
 HA HA like that one

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Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2015, 03:44:42 pm »
That got a laugh out of me.  Thanks!

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Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2015, 10:04:02 am »
Love It How to break the new so he anticipated it.
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Re: Telling Him Softly
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2015, 10:05:18 pm »
Great,  I should have used that in reverse when I brought home the wife's 20 old minivan after hitting a deer.  My sister was trying it out for two miles and hit one.  Longest drive in my life.

That's a good one the wife even got a chuckle from that one. :laugh: