The story of Dr. Geezer's Clinic-
> An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
> He put a sign up outside that said: ‘’DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC- Get a treatment for $500.00 and if not cured, get back $1,000.00.’’
Doctor ‘’Young,’’ who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get > $1,000.00. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.’’
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "That’s gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00.’’
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring that he will recover his losses and make back his money.
Dr. Young: ‘’I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in this patient's mouth.’’
Dr. Young: ‘’Oh, no you don't, -- that’s gasoline!’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500.00.’’
Dr. Young, now after loosing $1,000.00, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: ‘’Dr. Geezer, now my eyesight has become very weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000.00 back.’’ (giving him a $10.00 bill.)
Dr. Young: ‘’But this is only $10.00!’’
Dr. Geezer: ‘’Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500.00 please.’’
> Moral of the story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*
