Aaahahaha! Good one CBT!
Mine is:
Twelve stings a stinging, Eleven pounds of beeswax, A ten frame painted super, Nine inner covers a covering, Eight hive tools a prying, Seven swarm traps a trapping, Six queens a-laying FIIIVE GOOOLDEN.... JARS OF HONEEEEEEY, Four smokers smoking, Three pairs of bee gloves, Two epipens, and a big fat swarm in a cedar tree.