LOL!!
I am too cheap mommap. I buy 250 dollar lawn mowers and fix them up. I use an older JD 300 L&G tractor I actually paid 500 dollars for and rebuilt the deck. Before that I had an LT125 JD I rebuilt the rear end on. Before that was a craftsman I cobbled an engine onto.. I did spend a LOT of money to buy my wife a NICE Cub cadet... and it has had the SNOT beat out of it.. it looks like a 250 dollar lawn mower now.. still mows but its on its last leg. It has become a joke in this town to look at someone mower and ask what they hit.. the reply.. I DIDNT HIT ANYTHING!!
Dog chains, tarps, ropes, garden hoses, rabbits, chickens, the shut off valve cap, steel pipes, fence posts, (metal, wood, fiberglass) electric fencing, barbed wire, Chicken wire, a live trap, and the stray article of clothing that came loose from the cloths line have all met their demise under her lawn mower...
I will be thankful when it dies, and in fact, I may just walk out there myself and put a bullet in it to save myself a lot of trouble.. Oh yeah, she has to wear a G suit when she mows to counteract the effect of G forces when she turns....