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Offline iddee

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
« on: May 09, 2019, 07:26:14 am »
 A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

    His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hades did you bring him home for?"

    "Because he's thinking of getting married."  :cry:
     
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Re: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2019, 05:16:31 pm »
That'll break him!  :laugh:
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