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Offline Zweefer

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Obligatory bar joke
« on: May 09, 2023, 08:17:58 am »
Three bees fly into a pub and land on the bar.
The barkeep says “Wow bees, uh what can I get you?”
All three bees order a half drop of mead.
The barkeep finds an eye dropper and dispenses their order.
Full of curiosity the barkeep asks “So do bees drink a lot?”
The first bee replies,
“No… just enough to get a buzz on”
Keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.
Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Obligatory bar joke
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2023, 10:16:08 am »
Groannnnn!  But a good one to tell at bee meetings!

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Re: Obligatory bar joke
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2023, 10:41:45 am »
Baker  :D
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Re: Obligatory bar joke
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2023, 08:36:31 am »
 :laugh:
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