How did you do it Lazy ( tame the wife that is) 
twenty six years ago.. I had a dream, a vision if you will.. I planned to be a millionaire by writing a short book, explaining how the opposite gender could be controlled, and subdued, thus making the lives of males worldwide simpler, and more enjoyable.. I worked HARD to learn the secrets and bring the recalcitrant Gender to heel...
I think it is what the kids these days call
EPIC FAIL