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Offline Marbees

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Smart Girl
« on: March 03, 2014, 12:34:09 am »
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or hades, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and hades, or life after death, when you don't know s..t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
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Re: Smart Girl
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 05:01:14 am »
Ha Ha, almost spill my drink on this one, that was a great one.

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Re: Smart Girl
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2014, 05:11:18 am »
I like it Marbees
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Re: Smart Girl
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2014, 08:13:27 am »
Tell it like it is! :D

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Re: Smart Girl
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2014, 12:51:48 pm »
love it!!!........ :D
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Re: Smart Girl
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2014, 05:21:13 pm »
Ha ha ha !   :laugh:

Good one!
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