A new standard on how not to transport bees

[LazyBkpr]

   I'd try that but they would probably confiscate the honey and give me a ticket anyhow....   With my luck (bad)  I have learned over the years (the hard way)  not to even THINK about doing anything wrong..

[Slowmodem]

   I'd try that but they would probably confiscate the honey and give me a ticket anyhow....   With my luck (bad)  I have learned over the years (the hard way)  not to even THINK about doing anything wrong..

For those of us old enough to remember that old comedy sketch:

Boy, you in a heep-a trouble!

[LazyBkpr]

hehe yep..  or how about...
   " LUCYYY!   You have some splaining to do!"