My Mom was quite the character and had more colloquialisms and sayings than anyone I ever knew.
Oh yeah... I heard those all my life too.. silk purse and sows ear, no hill for a stepper, more than one way to skin a cat, etc, etc... dads fav saying usually came out when I walked in the house dripping blood.. wrecking my bike, losing a fight, wrecking motorcycle or snowmobile etc, etc... First question... anything broken?
No Sir.
Good. you'll survive then, If your going to be dumb, you gotta to be tuff.
And of course there was the... I wish i had his (Car, Truck, Tractor, Girl) and he had a feather up his (behind), then we'd both be tickled!
sorry for getting yanked off in another direction..... brought back some memories