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Offline tedh

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Two Cannibals
« on: September 05, 2014, 01:13:02 pm »
So, two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other,..."does that taste funny to you?"   Ted
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 02:27:33 pm »
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 03:00:49 pm »
Oh Wow! I haven't heard that one in yeeeeeeears  :)
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014, 03:04:56 pm »
So two cannibals are eating a clown----one looks at the other and says, "Would you please wipe that smile off your face."   ;D :laugh:
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014, 04:42:52 pm »
Nice variation...Ef ! ;D
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2014, 08:20:58 pm »
Ef,  That was hilarious!!!  Please, wipe that smile off your face!  How many ways is that funny!?  Ted
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2014, 10:13:47 pm »
Groan/.....    But did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2014, 10:25:07 pm »
OMG!

   Hey LzyBkpr! nice to see you checkin in once in awhile. I've noticed the absence of a couple of others as well, must be that part of ranch/farm life that I don't fully understand  :) 8)
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2014, 10:29:16 pm »
Well, lazy, if you aren't going to keep it squeaky clean, try this one.

Cannibals caught a Pepsi driver and cooked him. They ate all of him but his "thing".

WHY??

Because "things go better with coke"
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2014, 10:32:22 pm »
Thiongs go better with Coke?  But.. But... I thought the CLOWN would go better with Coke???   You know....  Have a coke and a smile?
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2014, 10:57:57 pm »
You folks are killin me with this stuff.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2014, 10:58:39 pm »
Quote from: LazyBkpr on September 06, 2014, 10:13:47 pm
Groan/.....    But did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

No, but I heard about the boy that swallowed a silver dollar.  Last report was no change.  The doctor said he was trying to pass the buck.
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2014, 11:02:43 pm »
Okay Slow...  A man goes to the doctor worried out of his mind, "Doc, I don't know what to do! Every time my wife comes out of the bathroom, there are coins in the bottom of the toilet bowl" Doc replies "Oh Mr. Miller, you don't have anything to worry about, your wife is just going thru the change"
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2014, 06:49:07 pm »
Cannibal Husband:  I don't like your Mother.
Cannibal Wife:  Try the potatoes.
 
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2014, 06:55:51 pm »
Oh Ted.....  that's bad   :D
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2014, 03:33:19 pm »
Then there was the cannibal who is late for dinner… He received the cold shoulder.
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2014, 03:42:20 pm »
"As this evening has already proven, it's nice to have an old friend for dinner"

    What movie?  :)
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2014, 05:12:04 pm »
 :laugh:  :D :laugh:
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2014, 08:33:52 pm »
............ :D
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Re: Two Cannibals
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2014, 09:11:54 am »
Silence of the lambs?
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