That's why he is that way. When you didn't, he had to resort to Craig's list.
My girlfriend doesn't like my dog, so I appeal to you.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years.
She likes to play games.
Not totally trained.
Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails,
but she loves having them done.
Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work.
Only eats the best, most expensive food.
Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day
or give you unconditional love when you're down.
Does not bite but she can be mean as hades!
So........anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish,
wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her!
Me and my dog want her re-homed!!