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Fishing Joke
« on: October 05, 2014, 06:14:43 pm »
 

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Northern Maine.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in
a restricted fishing area"; he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
 
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2014, 09:25:11 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2014, 06:25:29 am »
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2014, 06:54:34 am »
Good one.

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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2014, 11:05:39 pm »
........... :D

the moral of the story is......NEVER argue with a woman..........right guys?!................ :D :D :D
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2014, 09:40:49 am »
........... :D

the moral of the story is......NEVER argue with a woman..........right guys?!................ :D :D :D

   I have to agree with you Mrs River.. you are spot on this time... IGNORING them is usually a much wiser choice!!    ;D
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2014, 11:25:23 am »
LOL scott!

your wife has 'trained' you well ?!..........:D
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2014, 11:40:01 am »
I don't have to argue,like i've said before, i'm the king and this is my castle. :P Jack

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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2014, 03:38:41 pm »
I am going to assume JACK is not married, OR his wife, like mine, will never read what he posts on the forum!
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2014, 04:47:56 pm »
Scott, you know this is going to be a long winter, as you can see i'm already getting goofy, and your right she never reads these post. ;D Jack

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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2014, 06:37:07 pm »
........... :D

the moral of the story is......NEVER argue with a woman..........right guys?!................ :D :D :D

I always get the last two words in when we disagree............"Yes, dear!"
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2014, 06:40:17 pm »
Here's my fishing joke:

A guy invited the game warden to go fishing.  He said he had a special spot and they'd have great luck.  So the game warden agreed to go.

When they got to the spot, the man opened a chest in the boat, got out a stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and threw it in the water.  It exploded and lots of fish floated to the surface.

The game warden was dumbstruck.  He said, "That's extremely illegal!  You can't do that!  I'll have to take you in!"

The man pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and tossed it to the game warden.  He said, "Well, are you going to argue or fish?"
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2014, 07:46:59 pm »
I stole this one off BM, but it's good enough to steal.




The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.

A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.

A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.


'Fishing,' the old man said simply.

'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.


As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman


asked, ‘And how many have you caught?'



'You're the eighth,' the old man answered.
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2014, 07:51:28 pm »
'You're the eighth,' the old man answered.

That's a good one!   :occasion14:
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Re: Fishing Joke
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2014, 12:55:37 pm »
These fishing jokes remind me of the fellow, who, when he found a good fishing spot, would mark it---on the hull of his boat.  To continue the joke from there, anyone can add his/her own twist as to his response when he "went there". the next time.