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My wife decided we needed them.
« on: December 17, 2014, 11:02:02 pm »

   I had nothing to do with it..  She decided all on her own that we needed these things... 



   I have been informed we will be doing quite a bit of trail riding....
   

   Well, who am I to argue?   ;D
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2014, 11:30:59 pm »
Sounds like a blast!  :)
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 12:28:44 am »
Well I hope you are more coordinated than I am, those look pretty dangerous to me.

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 01:06:51 am »
It's just like the first date... be respectful of the bike, and take it slow  ;) ;D
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2014, 05:41:43 am »
 ;D Can you get your wife to call my wife?

I got Paula to go trail riding with me once.  She had fun but went right back to her horses
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 07:45:43 am »
;D Can you get your wife to call my wife?

I got Paula to go trail riding with me once.  She had fun but went right back to her horses

A lot of women love horses.  I gave my last horse to high school girl some four years back.  She loves that old gelding so much that she says she will take care of me in my old age.  Hey, the old age is here.  :)  I have one old pal that says about horses, "I don't want something that eats while I am sleeping."  I love horses and gave mine up because I didn't have the time to keep him happy.  They are social animals.

The bikes are a love affair for many.  I have never been a bike guy.  The noise they make bothers me in my old age.  It's a frequency that really fouls up my hearing aids.  One of my old pals sells bunches of the "dirt bikes."  They are popular and a lot of couples buy them.  Our liberated women are flooding into the traditional men's toy lists.  That's fine with me.

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 08:00:35 am »
When I was about ten my dad gave me a 125 Yamaha..  The advice that went with it? When you start to get cocky, your going to wreck it.....  and I did, and I did, and I did...   Every time I wrecked, I admitted freely it was because I was trying something I shouldn't have..  It was not until I started riding street bikes that I started to wreck because of some factor beyond my own control.. Usually another driver..   That is PART of the reason my wife and I gave up our road bikes. We had kids to worry about..  Now the kids are grown and gone...  These little bikes are nimble and quick, and not made for the long road trips we used to make.. they will get hauled to places like Maine, then we will ride them about on the trails while there. Used to be able to run from the southern tip of Maine to the Canadian border on Snowmobile trails during the winter..  In the summer you were blocked by a lack of ice on the lakes, but the trails still went a long ways if you could get around those lakes.. hence, the on/off road bike.. you ride around the lake and get back on the trail.

   The horses are there in the pasture..  She thinks the bikes will be good for when getting dumped needs to be her own fault, rather than a decision made by what she is riding.  The horses are both pregnant as well, so it will be a spring with very little horseback riding involved. Once the foals learn to lead we can ride our other rides again.
   Shooter, these are 4 cycle bikes, and quiet enough we can have a conversation while puttering along side by side on open stretches of trail. They dont have the ticked off bumble bee sound of a 2 cycle dirt bike..  I also dont believe I will be riding it as hard as I rode the dirt bikes of the past..  Age does play a huge part in what and how I do things..  Drinking heavily used to take a day recovery when I was in my 20's Now it takes a week, so I dont do it any more..  Broken bones are much the same.. NOT that they take longer to heal, but it seems to hurt more, and longer!!  No, not Physically..  The answer is in the sympathy..   20 years ago, when I whined, "she" was there, by my side, feeling bad for me, and helping me through it with love and devotion..   Today??  There is no sympathy left..  I think they are only born with a certain amount of it, when they run out, they become as hard as Cast Iron.   A man can withstand about ANYTHING if his woman is there for him..  It's when she starts rolling her eyes and shaking her head... AS she walks away and closes the door that makes the pain intolerable...
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 08:02:19 am »
OH, and I forgot, WHAT A GREAT WIFE.  You better treat her right, as the locals will be standing in line if you let her go.  :)

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 08:13:15 am »
Agreed, its why I cook  and buy everything she likes to eat. I have to keep her as round as possible!!   
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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 09:12:48 am »
Those bikes look real snazzy----but why are they both blue?  Doesn't at least one of you like pink?   :laugh:
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2014, 10:26:45 am »
Bikes, dirtbikes especially, have been a constant in my life since the late 70s when I got an XR75.
In my 20's I got a street bike.  I loved riding on the street  but I was couldn't control myself.  I liked the speed too much.  Sooner or later it was going to cost me my life ; so I parked the street bike and eventually went back to the dirt. 
In 2000 I joined up on a forum called dirtrider.net.  I had just quit smoking and was using the funds saved to rebuild one of my old bikes (a 1980 Honda XL500).  Saving more smoking funds got me my next project bike; a 1984 CR500.  I had a blast with that bike and rode everywhere I could on that thing.  i even made it out to Illinois one year. 
Anyway, I love my dirtbikes. I'm not fast, but I'm not terribly slow.  I've broken my fair share of bones, but I've had experiences that I wouldn't trade for anything. 

As for the noise they make some incredible mufflers these days that can really take the harsh note out of the bike if you are so inclined.  You may lose a touch of performance, but few are the riders that use 100% of the power that their bike delivers anyway.

Where up in Maine do you ride?
I've ridden up in Lubec once years ago.  Beautiful country. 
These days dual sport is the way to go.  have fun, ride safe.







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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2014, 03:00:03 pm »
Scott- "Today??  There is no sympathy left..  I think they are only born with a certain amount of it, when they run out, they become as hard as Cast Iron.   A man can withstand about ANYTHING if his woman is there for him..  It's when she starts rolling her eyes and shaking her head... AS she walks away and closes the door that makes the pain intolerable...

   My friend... it's not that we run out of sympathy, we run out of estrogen against our will! We get tougher, more hard edged, less afraid, listen less about who's whining and why. Men slow down on the testosterone, making them more compassionate, less risk takers, they start loosing the fight, women start gaining it. We still love our men, we just want to do other things now.. other than sooth his id all the time. We did enough of that while rearing our children.

     A story about a woman taking a blind risks in the later years:
 
Two years ago, two new neighbors moved into our court, different houses. All seemed cordial... for awhile. Our new neighbor next door, a woman in her 50's, has two grown sons, early 30's, who live local. The sons would come over and visit their mom and putz around in her garage, drink beer, and have the music too loud. These events with the sons weren't too bad, until one of them, the scrapper, had too much to drink, then he got loud and vulgar.

     The new neighbors across the street, a couple in their 40's with a very young daughter, were friendly but stayed to themselves, but we did witness that the man in the family was a bully.

I was in the backyard, I heard a loud scuffling going on somewhere in the court. I go to the front of the house to investigate. I see the two younger men beating the bejeezus out of the older bully. Cussing galore, arms flailing, blood flying. Then the youngers slammed the olders face into the asphalt pinning him down, blood pooled.. everywhere.

SO!..... In my infinite post 14 year menopause fearless wisdom.. What did I do? I hollered at my son to call 911, then I marched right over there, right INTO the fight, and started yelling at them to stop hitting the older, that the cops were on the way, and was actually physically pushing them apart.

My son, 30 years old, the wise one out of all of us that day, was running towards me yelling at me to get back to the house, yelling that I was going to get hurt. He had been in the world long enough to know to stand back when a fight like that was taking place.

Then, the cops came around the corner... Thank You God! I don't know how I came out of that unscathed.... my mother would have called it Devine Guidance.... maybe, but fearless stupidity was probably the real source. 

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2014, 04:22:46 pm »
My first drivers license was for dirt bike, a Honda 125 Elsinore. I loved that bike, and rode it till I started driving a car.
Years later (1983) in Edmonton, a friend called me saying he was at a big bike show, and you gotta come see this new bike. Fastest production motorcycle in the world, broke the 11 second barrier in the quarter at over 125 mph. The Honda V65 Magna.
I was there in a flash and watched the demonstration video of the burnouts and the bike doing the quarter mile.
$4,700 later, with nothing more than dirt bike experience, I had one. Picked it up on a Saturday, and laid it over the next day, lightening my wallet by over $800, and my left leg by about a pound of flesh! ;D
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2014, 04:27:08 am »
Jen the "senior" asks: "Hmm, Did I hijack this thread?..."

Ef the biologist says: "Blame it on the hormones"   ;D

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2014, 06:36:46 am »
lightening my wallet by over $800, and my left leg by about a pound of flesh! ;D

Still have the burn mark on my leg from crashing the Xl500 to remind me where my wet pants leg got landed on by the head pipe.  ahh... the memories!  :occasion14:
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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2014, 07:29:41 am »
I grew up in small town America, and only a few of my high school buddies had motorcycles of any type.  I swear that is seems like that to a man, those that had motorcycles all had wrecks and injuries.  My dad forbade me to have a motorcycle or to ride on one with my friends.  I did the same with my two sons.  It seems that all young men that owned motorcycles have stories of injuries to themselves and their cycles.  Motorcycles appear to be a high risk and low reward venture to me. 

But that's just my opinion, and there are millions of wonderful people out there that are not just like me.  So in the interest of freedom, I wish all of you motorcycles buffs good luck and a lot of fun to you. 

I can see the fun of sitting on a rocket that just hurls one through the air. 

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« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2014, 08:00:57 am »
Against our better judgement, our second son bought a motorcycle.  Whenever we knew he was out riding it we were nervous.  We didn't get over the nervousness till he sold it.  Three cheers for the good judgement of his wife. 
Our son-in-law didn't give up his motorcycle untill it was totalled.  Thank God, he got out of it unhurt- physically.  But inspite of his saying that he would buy another one, he has yet to bring those plans to fruition.  I hope his better sense (even if he won't admit to it) will continue to overcome his braggadocio permanently.

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Re: My wife decided we needed them.
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2014, 08:05:08 am »
I haven't even ridden one in so many years it's not funny. When I think about it now, I was very fortunate to come through those years relatively unscathed. When you are riding in a city environment, it becomes not an issue of if, but rather when, something will happen. You can be doing everything right and still have it come out bad (sort of like keeping bees eh?).
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2014, 11:46:05 am »
@Jen:

You keep on blaming your problems on estrogen.  I thought, still somewhat think, that ESTROGEN is a PLANET.  :)

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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2014, 11:59:39 am »
Indeed Perry..
   Most of the problem starts with people..  Like riding horses.. The folks who lay on the horn or slam on the brakes to make the tires squeel etc.. almost ALWAYS seem completely STUNNED that a horse has the right of way, and are in complete disbelief that they are being charged with endangerment among other things..   "Its a HORSE why do "I" have to give them the right of way? THEY need to get out of MY WAY!"
   Many people feel the same about a motorcycle.. your smaller than they are its up to YOU to stay out of THEIR way..   Fortunately where we live the greater threat is hitting a deer or pheasant..  We wont ride at night. The purpose of the bikes is to piddle along on trails together, rather than put a lot of miles on in cities or open roads..
 
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