The problem condition;
Cabin fever.. It often styarts simply, and seemingly innocently.. A little pacing back and forth aimlessly.. This will then become full wandering. Often, from window to window. Many who have progressed to wandering carry binoculars, even though they know its so cold out that there is nothing to see.
Please dont take this lightly, becaused the next step leads dirrectly to AINS, or Acute Involuntary niceness syndrome.. THis could potentially lead to DEATH..
You will KNOW you are contracting AINS when you suddenly have the desire to do dishes, sweep, do laundry, shovel the walkway, the driveway, Clean the cat litter box, or perform ANY duty that your WIFE is currently doing after she works 12 hours each day.. The risk, is that once you begin to perform these duties in her place, she will without doubt then BELIEVE in her heart, that you should perform them every day. All of them!! If you fail to do so, she also believes it is within her right to physically harm you, and yes, this includes the use of a wooden spoon, the vacuum cleaner wand, Car keys used as brass knuckles, and, as stated, in some rare cases has led to death when the male attempted to "right" the wrongs he started while under the influence of AINS..
The Solution!!
Yes, there is a solution, and an immediate fix to the problem. Get in your truck, and LEAVE, the very moment you start to fold that laundry, or clean the oven? Walk out to the truck, start it, and drive away. DO NOT go back into the house while the truck warms up.. the COLD may help return some common sense to your muddled brain.. Drive somewhere, go to a friends house, and help HIM, because HE, will NOT expect you to perform that duty EVER again, whatever it may be... Lets say, assembling frames!!
For those of you still a little confused, let me offer this picture as proof that cabin fever, and AINS exists, and that some men will drive an hour from home to avoid its effects! Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, I present to you, the FACE of AINS!
heheh, we got quite a bit done today, AND avoided Cabin Fever!!
