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You could be a PRO!
« on: January 15, 2015, 06:47:10 am »
I saw this on kijiji and just couldn't help myself, I had to copy it here:

Job Offered By    Individual
Company    Honey Huts Portable Toilets
Job Type    Full-Time
Honey Huts Portables is a leader in the portable toilet industry in the greater Halifax region. We have experienced continued solid growth over the last few years and require more members to our growing team. We provide clients with professional, CLEAN & PROMPT service and have a little fun when we do it because WHEN NATURE CALLS, WE ANSWER.
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We are looking to recruit several new members to our team of PRO’s (Professional Restroom Operators). The ideal candidate has experience operating in the construction, landscaping, septic, fuel, courier, fleet & service industries. The successful candidate will have the opportunity to grow with the company and be part of a winning & growing leader in the industry.
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Re: You could be a PRO!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 06:55:05 am »
So they're "Honeying up" their business.  I wonder if they'll be attracting swarms when the season arrives---that, of course, is swarms of job applicants.
Whatever the case, the basic need for their services should assure continued employment opportunities. 

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Re: You could be a PRO!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2015, 09:08:12 am »
When I visited Halifax in the fall, I just assumed that you were moonlighting and YOU were the leader....


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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2015, 09:21:17 am »
All kidding aside, getting to meet Perry was one of the highlights of my trip.  He is just as kind and gentle in person as he is on the forum.    He drove a couple hours out of his way to meet us  and spent a few hours giving us a tour of Halifax and most importantly talking bees.   What a great guy..


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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2015, 09:24:28 am »
I will never think of cheerios the same again
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2015, 12:56:27 pm »
Is it just me? The name of the company?... What does outdoor toilets have to do with honey?


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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2015, 12:58:13 pm »
Rrat- "I will never think of cheerios the same again

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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2015, 01:02:52 pm »
Ever heard of the "honey wagon"? :o
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2015, 01:25:04 pm »
Trying to find The Honey Wagon in my mental library....

    Nope not coming up. If you were to ask me to guess, I might say The Honey Wagon sounds like the movie Paint Your Wagon involving women of the night?

    I'll be hearing from one of the admins for that...  ;)
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Gettin the idea? :D
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2015, 01:36:03 pm »
In the Orient, the bathroom is a "honey bucket". It is emptied into a "honey wagon". The "honey wagon" takes it to the "honey hole", next to the garden. The contents of the "honey hole" is used to fertilize the family garden.

Recycling at it's best.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2015, 02:06:21 pm »
I'm at a loss for words. Bask in the silence, it won't last for long.

     Ya Know?!?! I think that is the ultimate insult to Honeybees! ... just sayin
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2015, 05:08:09 pm »
I am agreeing with you Jen! A loss for words!
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2015, 05:19:25 pm »
Thanks Michelle! Let's link arms on this one. Was it a man or a woman who would name a septic tank business after honeybees!

   The Nerve! The Absolute Nerve!

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2015, 08:51:25 pm »
I don't get it but then I usually don't get it! hahahahaha! :laugh:
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