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Offline iddee

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Marital Bliss
« on: December 26, 2013, 09:20:08 am »
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hades did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2013, 10:25:10 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

ain't that the truth!
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2013, 11:06:54 am »
LOL.. I WILL tell her that one!!!   
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2013, 11:11:40 am »
Ha! Not anymore...
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 11:43:06 am »
LOL........ :)
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 04:33:37 pm »
Lazy you had better go check the gasket on your motorcycle!!  ;D ;D
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