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Offline Bryant67

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Newfie Lubricant
« on: January 16, 2015, 06:13:32 am »
Way down in the out ports of Newfoundland , Murph's old lady had been
pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the
doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.  'Hey,
Murph! You just had you a son!

'Ain't dat grand!!' Murph got excited by this, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!'

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a
daughter!!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'

Murph got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we ain't
got done yet!'
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Murph, you just had
yourself another boy!'

Murph said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem babies?'  The doctor
said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during
conception.'  Murph said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down
with his wife and said, 'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'  She said, 'Yeah, I
remember dat night...'

Murph said, 'I'll tell you, bye, it's a darn good ting we didn't use dat WD-40!

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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2015, 07:02:35 am »
 HAHAHA, that was a good one.

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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2015, 08:49:41 am »
 :o :D

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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2015, 08:54:21 am »
 :laugh: :o :laugh: 8)
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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2015, 04:32:18 pm »
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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2015, 06:44:05 pm »
You know what happened to the newly-weds who accidentally got their vaseline and wood putty on the wrong shelves?






Answer is farther down...








All their windows fell out. :laugh:
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Re: Newfie Lubricant
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2015, 10:22:13 pm »
You know what happened to the newly-weds who accidentally got their vaseline and wood putty on the wrong shelves?



All their windows fell out. :laugh:


   Umm.. YEAH!  thats what I was thinking!!    :laugh:
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