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Offline Bamabww

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Shopping and hunting
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:49:46 am »
Going shopping with your wife is like hunting with the game warden.
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Re: Shopping and hunting
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2015, 09:51:48 am »
 :yes: :yes:
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Re: Shopping and hunting
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2015, 11:05:19 am »
Going shopping with your wife is like hunting with the game warden.

That reminds me of the story of the guy that took the game warden fishing one day.  When they got to the spot, the guy lit a stick of dynamite and threw it in the water.  Soon after fish floated everywhere.  The game warden was in shock.  Just as he was saying, "You can't do that!  It's illegal!" the guy tossed him a lit stick and said, "Well, are you going to sit there and complain or are you going to fish?"  :)
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Re: Shopping and hunting
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2015, 12:06:16 pm »
wayne, that's funny!.......... :D
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Re: Shopping and hunting
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2015, 03:07:35 pm »
I took my brother (a highway patrolman and his game warden buddy fishing in my boat on Truman Lake Crappie fishing, I had my limit and started fishing for bass, well i caught another real nice crappie and reached into the live well to throw a smaller live one back and keep the bigger one, The warden seen me and said that's against the law, if you do that i'll have to give you a ticket :o. Well that fired me off, i told him to start writing, but your going to find it hard to write in the water and it's a hades of a swim back to the dock. Nothing more was said. True story. Hey Bama, i totality agree, i'll take a betting with a wooden spoon anytime over shopping with the wife. :D Jack

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Re: Shopping and hunting
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2015, 10:23:05 am »
These woman are all sisters when its comes to shopping. When I go with her, I look for a coffee shop with a wi-fi connection. Let her shop.