hmmm, what is snow?
it's the white stuff that comes down from the sky, that drifts and piles up all over everywhere. covers your grass, your driveway, your roof that has to be shoveled off some times, in deep piles, and your satellite dish. you use a great deal of non disney language to take care of it sometimes. it also makes you cranky when you have to shovel it off the deck, the driveway and the satellite dish, or makes you cranky if you've figured out how to get the snow blower up on the deck and managed to scrape the deck flooring a little with the blades, er, makes the spouse cranky............
if you don't shovel the white stuff off the satellite dish, you WON'T be watching any tv. also white stuff causes accidents (especially with those who are under insured or have no insurance), traffic jams, traffic backups, or pulling someone out of the ditch if you own a 4 wheel drive to do so. tow ropes and chains are standard equipment. sometimes the white stuff causes problems with getting to work or getting around if a snow plow hasn't come through and you don't own a 4 wheel drive vehicle and you are stuck in your own driveway.
oh, i forgot to mention the mail box, either the mail doesn't come, or you have to dig it out to open it.
with the white stuff usually comes deep freeze cold. things freeze up or freeze shut, pipes, vehicle doors, or can't even get the door open until the white stuff is shoveled away. water backups, can't use the washer or flush the toilet and it will make you cranky....
okay, to take care of the white stuff, and doing all of the above requires 'heavy equipment' on. layers and under layers, and whatever, warm jacket/s, hats, gloves, hand warmers in your gloves and wherever and boots, and don't chince on the white stuff boots to keep your feet warm.
so by the time you get all this stuff on, plan on a twenty minute dressing session to get there before you get to work on the white stuff........
then when you come in from taking care of the white business, you are even more cranky cuz there was some murphy's law thing going on, and too tired to take off all the gear you put on.
northern beeks, what did i miss?..............