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Offline efmesch

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Just in passing--reconstructed
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:53:18 am »
This  story came to me in my mailbox--special delivery.

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am., I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible�British citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.



I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.



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Re: Just in passing--reconstructed
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 10:17:06 am »
Ef, my friends have really enjoyed that story!  Thanks  :)
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Re: Just in passing--reconstructed
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2015, 11:12:26 am »
.................. :D

thanks for reposting ef!
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