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Offline iddee

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Child birth at 65
« on: May 26, 2015, 06:37:46 pm »
Childbirth at 65   

 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth... When she was discharged from the Hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked
 
'Not yet ,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
 
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
 
'No, not yet,' she said.
 
After another few minutes had elapsed,
 
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very Impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
 
'WHEN HE CRIES!'
she told me.
 
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
 
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2015, 07:12:55 pm »
LOL  no comment!
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2015, 07:16:48 pm »
lol,
at 65? yikes, that's scary for those who are challenged! 
so the fix would be.....babies need buzzers on them like phones........ya know when you left it lay somewhere, just push the button on the main unit to find it............ :D
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2015, 09:05:38 pm »
How about 'Clap On... Clap Off'   :D
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2015, 11:35:21 pm »
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2015, 01:15:45 am »
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2015, 07:42:21 am »
Hardy har har...ha!
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2015, 09:13:09 am »
After the 10 minutes of fame are gone, this old mom is going to stuck with all the work associated with a baby times four.  I fear these children will end up in foster care or wards or the state.  This is just silly.
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Re: Child birth at 65
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2015, 07:46:36 am »
lazy shooter,  the solution is simple.  She has all those other kids to raise the four she just had!  Again, this is soooo wrong.
I often say "Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD."  People have the puzzled looks on their faces when I say that.
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