Dunkel:
I may not able to entertain you, but if you like to be alone on 800 acres you could visit my ranch. It's about 150 miles west of Dallas. Think recliner, A/C and a freezer full of beef with live hog targets and some ponds full of channel catfish.
I am moving my home in late June, and I don't know if I will be able to join you. If time permits, I could drive you to the Brown County ranch.