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Offline Alleyyooper

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out of gas
« on: July 01, 2015, 08:59:18 am »
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"


"I'm out of gas," the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank?"

The bee answered, <

Wait for it.wait for it..

You're just going to love this..





 ;D  Al



 
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Re: out of gas
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2015, 09:28:17 am »
I don't see the pictures! On no! How does it end?!

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Re: out of gas
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2015, 09:36:08 am »
Me neither......Couldn't stand not knowing the punch line.

Based on the picture, it must have been a swarm of drones.  HA!   :laugh: :D :laugh:

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Re: out of gas
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2015, 09:44:34 am »
Why did I have to click on that? What a joke!  :D

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Re: out of gas
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2015, 12:57:28 pm »
 :D :D :D
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Re: out of gas
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2015, 01:26:02 pm »
I think Al just forgot to type BP.

First typo I've ever seen on a forum.


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Re: out of gas
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2015, 06:36:23 am »
When I put it up yesterday it was there a big BP and the BP logo and a Bee peeing in a bucket. Ain't my forum so I take no responceabilty for what disappears.

 ;D Al
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