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Offline tedh

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A ham sandwich...
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:45:19 pm »
Walks in to a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve food here." 
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2015, 09:45:08 pm »
doh....     :no:
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2015, 01:02:29 pm »
Groan! ;D
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2015, 01:10:31 pm »
I'm glad you said it Perry ~
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2015, 09:57:46 pm »
That's so silly, it's funny.

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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2015, 11:39:34 am »
I'm with you rcannon!  It's kind of silly, bordering on stupid, but I find it funny.  Ted
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2015, 12:48:10 pm »
But Ted... I Love Your Jokes! You are our comic relief  ;) :D
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 02:24:13 pm »
A string walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in this establishment.  Get lost!"

So the string steps outside ties himself into a square know and ruffles up the end at the top and walks back in and order that beer.

"Say aren't you the string that was just in here?", asks the bartender suspiciously.

The string answers, "No I'm a frayed knot."
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Re: A ham sandwich...
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2015, 02:39:57 pm »
 :D
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