From Yellowstone Nat'l Park.........

[LazyBkpr]

I feel your pain Jack.
   My wife has those certain "triggers" that set her to giggling uncontrollably...  One of those times was when I wore the shorts to "just" do a quick inspection...  the other time had to do with testing a brand new electronic dog training collar...   I have never been able to put on shorts without her giggling maniacally, so I stopped wearing shorts...  And, when I had to get the collar out for a particularly stubbern dog I was training...  So I got out of raising English Springer Spaniels......   Dang woman still manages to think of those two times at least once a month...

[riverbee]

 "Its REALLY hard to run with your shorts around your ankles and both hands holding... things...."

"No overall's around my ankles? still don't know how i got them over my lace up boots? One hand was trying to cover things the other trying to kill bees that were trying to kill me. That was bad enough, but 20+ kin folk (men, women, girls, and boys) watching, laughing, rolling on the ground was the worst part"


LOL!.........and i don't want to know what the THINGS are!!!!..............