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Re: Funny
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2015, 11:27:43 am »
I think I'll gather up some dead bees and put them on the salad at Thanksgiving.... I'll let you know how that turns out. Wrong time of year for drone larva! Darn it.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2015, 12:35:06 pm »
""Now you went and did it! I'm going to have to investigate if there is any protein type components in venom...  "

      jen there is..............just google it.........

I KNEW IT!!!  :eusa_clap: The bees never stop amazing me with their abilities to support and heal us!!  ;D


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Re: Funny
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2015, 01:12:20 pm »
I'm confused  ??? I go to the bee yard feeling good, working bees, warm sunny day, smell of the outdoors, ect. Then the bees decide they don't like me and i get several hits and get some swelling and some throbbing  and don't feel real good, But, with the bee venom i have in my body that the bees gave me 8) the swelling over my eye, my jaw, and ear, starts going away in just two or three days. Thank you little bees for the healing venom you gave me. :yes: Hmmm, something doesn't seem right about this :eusa_doh: Maybe riverbee, jen, B12, or Gypsy can figure it out????  :laugh: Jack
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Re: Funny
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2015, 01:31:36 pm »
Although the sting smarts a bit, I find it eliminates my arthritic pain for a few days.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2015, 01:56:52 pm »
Hey Bee! I think there is more protein when the bees are freshly dead, not ones that have been laying in front of the hive for weeks  ;)

Apitherapist are taught... sting the knee, eat the bee   ;) 8)
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Re: Funny
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2015, 05:09:18 pm »
Quote from: Jen on November 05, 2015, 01:56:52 pm
Hey Bee! I think there is more protein when the bees are freshly dead, not ones that have been laying in front of the hive for weeks  ;)

Apitherapist are taught... sting the knee, eat the bee   ;) 8)
My chickens get all the dead ones in front of the hives so I need to come up with a new plan!
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Re: Funny
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2015, 05:36:28 pm »
My lizards get my fresh dead bees, and live bees! Probably three squares a day...  ;) 8) Oh! and I have a huge preying mantis that gets a snack every day  :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2015, 10:22:22 am »
Quote from: Jen on November 05, 2015, 05:36:28 pm
My lizards get my fresh dead bees, and live bees! Probably three squares a day...  ;) 8) Oh! and I have a huge preying mantis that gets a snack every day  :D
My eggs taste like honey! ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2015, 12:29:58 pm »
Lol ~ I wonder what my lizard would taste like?  :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2015, 01:07:19 pm »
Lizards are nice white meat, similar to catfish, but not as oily. Very good eating.

Monitors and 'gators have a lot more meat than anoles, tho.   :yes:   ;D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2015, 01:48:07 pm »
 :eusa_think:  Sooo, Iddee, how do you cook a 6 inch lizard  ??? or maybe I don't want to know that...
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Re: Funny
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2015, 03:33:49 pm »
I don't know. The lizards I have cooked were 6 foot or more.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2015, 04:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Bee Commander on November 07, 2015, 10:22:22 am

My eggs taste like honey! ;D

Bee Commander---did you really intend to say what you said?
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Re: Funny
« Reply #33 on: November 07, 2015, 04:20:23 pm »
LOL!!

   a 6 inch lizard.. could it be worse than frog legs?  Id gut it, and skin it and throw the whole thing in the deep fat fryer, breaded of course!  Softens/cooks the bones then you eat it like a smelt or a french fry!
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Re: Funny
« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2015, 04:33:49 pm »
Blech to all of you! :laugh:
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Re: Funny
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2015, 04:42:41 pm »
Sorry Perry for hijacking your humorous post. Well truth be told not really.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2015, 06:41:22 pm »
HIJACK??   I think it's getting funnier with each post.  All these appetizing ideas probably made Perry eat twice as much at the fest today.
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Re: Funny
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2015, 11:01:20 pm »
Scott, Wait... If breading and deep frying it softens the bones... thinking :eusa_think:.... Why bother gutting and skinning it! The whole lizard body would soften up with a crispy chicken fried coating on the outside, plenty of salt and pepper and a BEER. I would eat one  ;)

But Stay Far Far Away From My Lizard Scott, you have to find your own...  ;)

Sorry Perry, I can feel you turning green clean over here in Cali  :D
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Re: Funny
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2015, 01:28:36 pm »
I was born and raised in the deep South---everything is good if it's deep fried! :)
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Re: Funny
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2015, 02:41:31 pm »
Quote from: neillsayers on November 08, 2015, 01:28:36 pm
I was born and raised in the deep South---everything is good if it's deep fried! :)

Oh how I agree with the above.  We, in West Texas, will eat it if it can be fried.  We like it even better, if we can make some gravy along the way.
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