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The Diaper
« on: November 30, 2015, 11:10:25 pm »
Boudreaux stops by Thibodeaux's house one day. Thibodeaux was herding his four kids around, all of them under four years old, and all still in diapers. Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux what he's doing, and Thibodeaux replies, "Mais, I'm getting ready to wash all dem kid's diapers. It takes me all day." Boudreaux says, "Thib, you ain't never tried dem disposable diapers ? You don't wash those, just throw dem away."

A couple of days later, Boudreaux stops by again, and notices that all the kids are running around with some pretty good "loads" in their new disposable diapers. Boudreaux says, "Thibodeaux, You got to change dem diapers once in a while, yeh !" Thibodeaux replies, "Yeh, but not yet. The box says they're for up to 23 pounds !"
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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2015, 06:39:34 am »
 :laugh:
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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2015, 06:46:47 am »
 :P :P :P
Funny.
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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2015, 06:50:13 am »
Well, dad-gummit, that's what the box said.   ;D
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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2015, 11:18:28 am »
Not saying Who, but that wouldn't be enough for one day for some of you. :laugh: :laugh: Jack
PS. No i'm not one of them. O:-)

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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2015, 01:43:01 pm »
Nope, you're not. You keep it inside until you become full of it.   :P :P :laugh: :yes: :yes:
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Re: The Diaper
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2015, 11:42:10 pm »
Ditto