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Offline iddee

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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
« on: December 10, 2015, 09:45:18 pm »
THE HORTH WHITHPERER

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!
 
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can into the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her run awound a widdlebit'?
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 10:06:05 pm »
oh iddee.....

Okay, that means that I can post Penith jokes!  :laugh:
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 10:12:31 pm »
No, only gallophin and twatting. All other paces denied.

Where's your mind tonight, Jaybird. I think you better talk to hubby.   ;D ;D ;D
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“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: THE HORTH WHITHPERER
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2015, 11:11:16 pm »
The Hoarse Whisperer... that's all one can do when one is hoarse...

I dunno, it just crossed my mind.
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2015, 11:35:50 pm »


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