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Men never learn
« on: January 09, 2014, 03:10:18 pm »
A woman went through a red traffic light and
crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
 
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
 
 
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!  The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.  My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
 
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
 
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
 
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
 
Adam ate the apple, too!
 
Men will never learn
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein

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Re: Men never learn
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 03:47:47 pm »
I don't know why, but it made me think of this (old, but still a goodie!)

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Re: Men never learn
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2014, 04:34:20 pm »
My eyes were watering after that one!  :laugh:
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