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laughing at myself
« on: April 21, 2016, 09:04:00 am »
Here I sit trying to stay awake and get going.  Hard to do without my coffee. I am hoping it cools down enough to guzzle it, no sipping this morning.

I get a text form a friend showing all these massive swams his bees have been putting out.  Mine are going to do the same since were about a week or two behind him.  I am tired from the crazy day at school but get worried about some I hadn't checked in a week.  So off I go with a spare nuc box strapped to the jeep.

I get there and go straight to the three most likely suspects. Bees in the super, good. Crack and tilt top deep and rip open attached queen cells, just as I had feared.  Search for queen, can't find here as usual, on to next hive.  I get to the third one of this never ending scenario and find burr comb with honey built on the inner cover.  I think to myself this maybe the only opportunity to taste spring honey.  Actually I say out loud this will be some honey you devils won't take off with.

This was the warmest honey I have ever had.  The problem is it kept getting warmer, then I realize there must have been a bee in the comb.  I like to have never got that quivering little stinger out of my lower lip. It's funny that I could picture what taking place without seeing it.   I hurry through and put some some frames of queen cells into the nuc box and hurry home. 

I get home and the wife makes me take some Benadryl.  I can't take anything but asprin without it knocking me.  The last time they found me face down on a fourwheeler headlight still holding the handle bars, thinking I was dead.  But I agreed, because I hate going in front of 125 students looking like the elephant man.  Actually its the razzing of the jerks I work with I always dread.   

The body does some strange things during the night hours.  My lip swells out, double chin crease is missing and the heroin disguised as a OTC drug causes my eyes to keep rolling back in my head.  I decide to push through and suck it up. As I was putting on the last ironed shirt for the week, T-shirt day on Friday, I take a sup of coffee.   When the same amount came out that I put in and covered my shirt that was the final straw. I didn't want to go today anyway.

Well it looks like its room temperature now.  I may try to make the best of this day and get some stuff ready for the on coming swarms. Let the wack-a-mole game continue. :laugh:
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2016, 09:08:07 am »
Straws are your friend!  Hope it gets better Dunkel!
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2016, 10:17:31 am »
It happens to all of us eventually Dunkel, hang in there. I think it helps to show your students you are a mere human and go through life just like everyone else.

This week, I had five stings around my left ear, for some reason all they attacked there.  One bee in my ear canal stung my tragus after backing out.  Four more stings within two inches of that first sting.
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2016, 12:06:07 pm »
Awwe Dunkel, now if you had taken a pic, Perry would post a huge piece of cake just for you. As far as I'm concerned getting a sting on the lip is still better than going to the dentist. At least you'll get some honey out of that dribble. LOL
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2016, 12:31:48 pm »
Lburou, I have had half of them for two years now, they definitely know I a mere mortal :laugh:.  Ouch, the ear stings would bee rough.  Had a miller stuck in my ear once, like to have drove me crazy. Maybe it did.

Zweffer, your right about the straws.

Jen, No pics! I couldn't eat cake or pie :D  I knew what was going to happen as soon as she stung me, I always swell up when I take one to the head.  I was going to show them and they showed me :laugh:  I can't function on medications, that is the worst part I hate this feeling 18 hours later.  I starting to come around though.

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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2016, 01:02:03 pm »
Lee, the sting inside the ear would be Nuts!

My worst series of stings where two summers ago. A bee came at me like a bullet from around the corner of the house, latched onto my right nostil, curled her butt inwards and left her stinger INSIDE my right notstil. Tears, snot, and saliva were pouring from my face for a good hour. The crazy thing is, 3 more bees did the exact same thing over a 2 week period, same nostril. Geez Louise..
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2016, 01:42:21 pm »
Did you get the stinger out and wash the area with water and smoke the sting area?
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2016, 02:05:37 pm »
Apis, are you referring to me or Dunkel? If it's me, no I didn't, but the stings were 4-3 days apart. Which tells me how long the sting pheromone can linger in the skin. Good and painful lesson  :eusa_think:
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2016, 02:24:14 pm »
Jen targeted noise stings could also be the bees honing in on your exhaling of carbon monoxide.
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2016, 10:16:55 pm »
It's getting late and I have to turn in for an early flight tomorrow, but I have a story to tell you about Iddee getting stung yesterday.
Anyone want to take a guess where he got stung? :laugh:
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2016, 10:53:25 pm »
Uuuummm, was he shirtless?

Please tell me there were dark clouds in the sky  :D
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2016, 11:01:33 pm »
was he wearing shorts?
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2016, 11:11:50 pm »
Shorts and commando?  :-[
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2016, 11:20:21 pm »
oooh...   (rubs hands together gleefully!) Looking forward to this!

     You probably cant sneak a queen back across the border aye?  And.... i dont suppose you were recording when he got stung? I mean, THAT would make an excellent opening page for my website you know.....  i would even PAY for such a vid!!!    ;D
   Sorry Iddee, no disrespect intended...  (Bows)
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2016, 11:27:37 pm »
If it happened yesterday why are we only hearing about it today?!?!?!?   And another days delay?
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2016, 05:25:44 am »
Let's just say I talk too much.
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2016, 10:19:21 am »
That must have been a memorable time...Wish we all could have shared in the moment.     :laugh:
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2016, 10:34:10 am »
Bees only do that to republicans, they like what us liberals have to say, right perry. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Jack

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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2016, 12:52:23 pm »
You're backward, Jack. She got closer to hear what was said better.   :P
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Re: laughing at myself
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2016, 03:29:23 pm »
Shhhh, I know were, but I'm not telling :no: