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Offline LazyBkpr

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Bears!
« on: January 11, 2014, 11:09:22 pm »


A beekeeper had a summer house in the Maine woods. Each summer he'd invite a different friend to spend a week or two. On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian to stay with him. They had a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.

Early one morning they went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch along came two huge bears. The beekeeper dashed for cover. His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The beekeeper ran back to his car, drove to town as fast has he could, and got the sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his rifle and dashed back to the berry patch with the beekeeper.

Sure enough, both bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the beekeeper, pointing to the male. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE! "What d'ya do that for?!" exclaimed the beekeeper, "I said he was in the other!" "Yep," said the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a beekeeper who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"
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Re: Bears!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2014, 06:06:21 am »
HooooBoy, too early in the morning for that one!  :D
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Re: Bears!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2014, 06:44:34 am »
 :laugh:
It took me a long time to figure it out, but I got it.  Some people (like me) are slow.
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Re: Bears!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2014, 10:20:31 am »
Had to read it twice myself....I'm still working on my first cup of coffee.  I almost forgot to laugh.  JK  :laugh:

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Re: Bears!
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 10:34:18 am »
Sheriff knows :D
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Re: Bears!
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 10:54:57 am »
LOL....... :D
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