Cool hand Luke... uhh, that makes me feel ill just thinking about it!
I once ate 7 prime rib steaks, and the record for Maine lobster is 23, but those days are gone.
I like the idea of making powdered eggs from them. Have a dehydrator. I will look into that!!! Thank you for bringing it up MommaP
Perry, I used to have a Bluetick Hound. His daddy was ranked second in the world. He was an AMAZING coon hound. But something was missing.... my wife wanted him to be able to run about the yard so she put the collar on him, walked him around the fences etc.. Our Springers, and later our Dobermans learned to stay away from that fence VERY quickly.. Tango, my Bluetick just never figured out that fence.. he would stand on TOP of it, collar beeping, his tongue hanging out his tail wagging... his tongue woulkd curl up against the side of his face, his face would squinch up, and his tail would never stop wagging as the collar zapped him. I didn't believe the wife when she told me this, had to see it myself. I laughed so hard I almost leaked..
If you had chickens, they would become accustomed to the noise. The difficulty is keeping that dog and other critters away from them. I have had dogs and coyote literally tear the chicken wire to get to the chickens. I have had something begin digging under the wire etc.. so when I built my current pen, I folded 2x4 dog fencing under and burried that part of it, and clipped the chicken wire to the dog fence around the bottom. critters might tear the chicken wire but they cant get past the dog fence. They can dig until they hit the dog fence too. they arent smart enough to dig further away, or to try to tear the chicken wire higher. My family call it the chicken fort. if thees a will theres a way.