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Offline iddee

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Weekend Golfer
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:52:23 pm »
I have 2 tickets to the US OPEN final round but just realized I'm getting married that day and can't go.

Soooooo... if you're interested in going in my place..,


it's at the St Paul's church and her name is Emily.
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Re: Weekend Golfer
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2016, 03:59:41 pm »
Sounds good----if you can provide transportation.   ;D :laugh:

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Re: Weekend Golfer
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2016, 05:28:14 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Weekend Golfer
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2016, 05:49:31 pm »
I'm not touching that one. It reads two ways to me. :no:

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Re: Weekend Golfer
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2016, 06:17:02 pm »
Wait until you see what Ef's wife does to him when he brings Emily home.   :o   :\'(   
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Re: Weekend Golfer
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2016, 02:21:18 am »
Who's  gonna pay for HER transportation?  :P   :-\\
CBT, On these threads you read the "smileys" with special attention. :)
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