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It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« on: February 17, 2014, 08:20:16 am »
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to
die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in
the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved.
He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'
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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 08:47:36 am »
I had a good laugh  :D.................and now I will stand back,..........................way back!  ;D (something I learned as an armoured truck driver and guard, at least ten feet between so the blast don't get ya both)!  ;D
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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 10:08:56 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: always liked Texans
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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 09:28:24 pm »
Hey now, as a Texan, I must say this is not true! We don't all drink beer.  ;D