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OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:32:14 pm »
A man and his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona.
 
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in    Arizona was
$2,000.00 a year!!!
 
When they arrived in Wisconsin, they went to Sven's Insurance
agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven
looked it up on his computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
 
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in
Wisconsin to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona!!!
 
Sven turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well,
here is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Wisconsin Fire
Insurance Company, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler
system over it, is $39.00".
 
I always did find Wisconsin logic far superior to most others.
         
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Re: OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 07:39:54 pm »
Ahhhh, but what would it cost for flood insurance? ;D
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Re: OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 09:08:09 pm »
hehehehehe   :laugh:
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Re: OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 11:46:46 pm »
 "Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler
system over it, is $39.00".
I always did find Wisconsin logic far superior to most others."

it is!!!......... 8) .......... too funny,LOL! as jen would say SNARKIN !!!....... :D
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Re: OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2014, 11:51:11 pm »
LOL Finally a good joke!
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Re: OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2014, 12:16:39 am »

I always did find Wisconsin logic far superior to most others.
         

Does it have anything  to do with our Queen?- riverbee ;)

Good joke Iddee :D
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