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Offline pistolpete

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Fast thinking
« on: January 16, 2014, 05:43:57 pm »
This is an old joke, but still makes me laugh.

An old farmer has a nice little pond at the back of the property.  He decides to make it even nicer with a bit of lawn and a few apple trees. 
One day he decides to go pick a few apples by the pond.  So he grabs a bucket and off he goes.   As he approaches the pond he hears voices.  There is a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.  When they see him coming they all go to the deep end and yell at him: "we're not coming out till you go away"
The farmer holds up the bucket and yells back: " That's all right, I didn't come here to watch you swim naked.  I just came by to feed the Alligator!"
My advice: worth price charged :)

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Re: Fast thinking
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 10:55:28 am »
Yes, ha! That is good!

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Re: Fast thinking
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2014, 12:06:09 am »
Undressing and diving in the pond works almost as well!     Not... that I have.. ever....   never mind
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