Question from the wife

[Green bee]

Rt, listen to Jen on this one. Unless you have a nice comfortable sofa to sleep on.

[Mikey N.C.]

I might have to stay. Hush Hush like the song

[Jen]

My hubby is the one with the smarts and a lot of it, however, I am the one with the instinct and a lot of it 

[Mikey N.C.]

GB,
Now i do have a very lazy la-z-boy

[Green bee]

My sofa isn't long enough for mr to sleep on. I know from experience 

[iddee]

It's easy to tell the men whose wives are the smartest. I was smart enough to put a twin bed in my computer room.      

[rt1068]

It's easy to tell the men whose wives are the smartest. I was smart enough to put a twin bed in my computer room.      

 

[brooksbeefarm]

When you tell them that you are the King and our home is my CASTLE your troubles are over. Think i'll take a nap now. Jack

[iddee]

But how long does it take for the swelling to go down?   

[Mikey N.C.]

Depending on how big the bump is 

[Jen]

And depending on how big the bump is, is whether she used her hair brush, baseball bat, or cast iron fry pan.... in that order, according the smart bootie comment that was made 
 

[Green bee]

When you tell them that you are the King and our home is my CASTLE your troubles are over. Think i'll take a nap now. Jack

if I was to say that I don't think I would be taking a nap unless I could sleep with my eyes open

[Mikey N.C.]

Jen,
Ha Ha what kind'a hair brush you got 

[Green bee]

Hey Jen you forgot shoe, my mom could throw a shoe around a corner and hit you right between the eyes.

[Jen]

Oooh the shoe's a good one! My mom thru a bread and butter knife at me during my stinky teenage years, it hit the floor bounced up and cut my leg    it was a pretty good nick. She made her point... no pun intended 

[neillsayers]

I've tried that Lazy, but I think my wife is smarter than I am!

Mine is definitely smarter than I am. No question :\'(

Since my teenage years I've always bragged that I can only be attracted to a woman that I think is smarter than myself. It wasn't until I turned 45 or so that I came to realize that just about any woman is smarter than me!

[rt1068]

And depending on how big the bump is, is whether she used her hair brush, baseball bat, or cast iron fry pan.... in that order, according the smart bootie comment that was made 

Hair brush?  Never had to deal with that from the wife.  Now growing up it was a different story.  Mom's favorite weapon.  Ouch

[Jen]

rt- I don't think we were supposed to highjack your thread  but that's what happens when the work 'wife' 'woman' 'better half' gets put in the subject line    I hope you got your question answered ??

[rt1068]

rt- I don't think we were supposed to highjack your thread  but that's what happens when the work 'wife' 'woman' 'better half' gets put in the subject line    I hope you got your question answered ??

No worries; I dont mind the hijack at all.  And, yes, I did get my question answered.  This has been a fun thread to read.

[Jen]

Good! and glad you have a sense of humor rt  We need that during the dearths and winter when we have no bees to fuss over for awhile.