NPR sent me a catalog of goodies to buy for my friends. This T-Shirt made me think of Riverbee, AKA Alvin:
I can't ADULT today. Please don't make me ADULT.
And then I saw these, which remind me of me:
So when is this "old enough to know better supposed to kick in?
I'd grow my own food if I could only find bacon seeds.
Senior Citizen: Now accepting all discounts.
Warning! I do not know how to load the dishwasher properly.
I thought growing old would take longer.
And then there were those that I thought were just too much fun to not pass along:
If I were wrong don't you think I'd know?
Bigfoot saw me, but nobody believes him.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
I'm old. I'm tired. Get off my lawn.
Senior Citizen: Now accepting all discounts.
Warning! I do not know how to load the dishwasher properly.
Read Books. Not T-shirts.
Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. That's irony.
I am NOT a control freak, but ... can I show you the RIGHT way to do that?
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.