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Offline iddee

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ALAN’S TEXT:
« on: January 20, 2017, 04:10:58 pm »
ALAN’S TEXT:
Hi Fred, This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact, probably more than you. I haven't been able to get it at home
recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

FRED’S RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling betrayed and furious, dropped his iPhone, grabbed his gun, burst through his neighbor’s front door and without saying a word shot Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink,sat down on the sofa, picked up his phone and saw he had a second message from his neighbor:

ALAN’S SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.

I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'

Technology, huh ? !

Regards, Alan


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Re: ALAN’S TEXT:
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2017, 04:19:38 pm »
Is this how "fake news" gets started?

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Re: ALAN’S TEXT:
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2017, 05:04:25 pm »
 :laugh: That's funny I don't care who you are!
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Re: ALAN’S TEXT:
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2017, 11:45:39 am »
😂

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Re: ALAN’S TEXT:
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2017, 03:54:54 pm »
OMG ROTFLMAO!

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Re: ALAN’S TEXT:
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2017, 10:45:57 pm »
Scary thing is I can see this happening , too funny :laugh: :laugh:
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