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Barn Shovel
« on: February 15, 2017, 04:37:33 pm »
I was at WalMart the other day, and watched as a man and his family pulled into the parking slot next to me.

He was driving a muddy SUV that looked like it had come a long way, and been through a lot of bad weather.

He had one of these strapped to the grill of his car:




As he got out of the car, he saw me staring at the front of his car.  He walked up asked me if I knew what that was.

I said it looked like something we might use to clean out the stables.

He asked, "anything else?"

I said, no.  It looked too wide to dig a hole with.

The man turned to his wife and said, "OK, honey.  We've drove far enough South.  Call the realtor."


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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2017, 05:07:29 pm »
 :yes: :yes: :yes:
 :D :D :D
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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2017, 05:21:04 pm »
👍😀😂

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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2017, 05:54:58 pm »
............. :D
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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2017, 06:17:17 pm »
 :D :D :D
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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2017, 05:59:38 am »

The man turned to his wife and said, "OK, honey.  We've drove far enough South.  Call the realtor."

ROTFLMAO!!!!
As a transplant from Western NY State to the hills of East Tennessee (for similar reasons), I really liked that one.

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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2017, 11:25:04 pm »
My wife liked this one.
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Re: Barn Shovel
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2017, 11:35:50 pm »
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! :laugh: :laugh:
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