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Offline Perry

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A little chuckle.
« on: January 31, 2014, 08:23:48 pm »
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more
of a no-nonsense kind of guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are
drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."      
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Re: A little chuckle.
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 08:26:24 pm »
 :D

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Re: A little chuckle.
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 08:50:53 pm »
trout, trout, little brown trout
down in the water splashing about!

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Bees are bees and do as they please!

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Re: A little chuckle.
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 10:10:45 pm »
 :laugh:

That's a good one!
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Re: A little chuckle.
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2014, 06:31:20 pm »
LOL
Drinking RUM before noon makes you a PIRATE not an alcoholic!