I remember seeing them on Shark Tank, but don't remember whether they conned anyone into investing in them. I hope not. I was not impressed. It is just so wrong on so many levels.
Maybe we could market Vegan Flowers. Flowers made entirely of your imagination. Just think of it, no nasty fertilizers involved, don't have to worry about pesticides that kill real living bugs, and you don't hurt the tender plants feelings when you pick the flower. Just collect all of your imaginary flowers and put them into your beautiful imaginary vase. Best of all, the flowers can be any color you can imagine!
Only $29.99 for the Vegan Flower Kit! Send your money to me today, and I'll send your imaginary flower seeds to you. You can spend hours each day watching your Vegan Flowers grow. Or just minutes. It's up to you to decide how fast your flowers grow!