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Offline Bakersdozen

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2018, 07:55:20 am »
Thanks for the grins.  You never know who might need a smile today.  :yes:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2018, 12:26:32 am »
Quote from: Les on April 03, 2018, 05:01:55 pm



Showed this one to sweetie and said "This is me and you"
She roared! :laugh:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2018, 07:58:35 pm »
What do you call an angry criminal going down a flight of stairs?






A condescending con-descending
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2018, 09:27:13 pm »
 :laugh:
Good one, Eddy!
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2018, 08:34:26 am »
If you have a bee in your hand, what’s in your eye?



Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the bee holder of course!


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2018, 02:56:11 pm »
What pollinates most of the world's crops and doesn't take any credit?



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Keep going






























A humblebee.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2018, 07:21:05 am »


Click on the image if you are unable to see the entire picture.
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2018, 04:27:19 pm »
Unfortunately, CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) can’t cure everything:

https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2018/08/08

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2018, 06:32:10 pm »
No coffee, No workee
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