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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2018, 07:55:20 am »
Thanks for the grins.  You never know who might need a smile today.  :yes:

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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2018, 12:26:32 am »



Showed this one to sweetie and said "This is me and you"
She roared! :laugh:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2018, 07:58:35 pm »
What do you call an angry criminal going down a flight of stairs?






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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2018, 09:27:13 pm »
 :laugh:
Good one, Eddy!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2018, 08:34:26 am »
If you have a bee in your hand, what’s in your eye?



Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the bee holder of course!


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2018, 02:56:11 pm »
What pollinates most of the world's crops and doesn't take any credit?



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What you say about someone says a lot more about what kind of person you are, than about the other person.
How you treat someone you like reflects your taste.
How you treat someone you don’t like reflects your character.


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2018, 07:21:05 am »


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2018, 04:27:19 pm »
Unfortunately, CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) can’t cure everything:

https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2018/08/08

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How you treat someone you don’t like reflects your character.


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2018, 06:32:10 pm »
No coffee, No workee