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Joke of the Day
« on: March 12, 2018, 08:16:31 am »
I'll start.
Add a joke if you have one.

What does an Italian bee say?




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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2018, 01:16:08 pm »
What is the bees favorite singer?

Starts with an S.....
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2018, 02:25:46 pm »
Could that be Sting

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2018, 09:01:26 pm »
it is sting cbt......

who is the bees favorite pop group?



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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2018, 11:03:30 pm »
Face palm     :no:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2018, 09:21:17 am »
What is the bees favorite singer?

Starts with an S.....

I was going to say Bee-yonce.  Doesn't start with an S.

Bee puns really sting:laugh: I crack myself up!
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2018, 11:52:13 am »
Baker? You are going to be a fun mod!  :D

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2018, 10:26:54 am »
How about a little corn today?


...and why did the bee hum?

Because it didn't know the words!
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2018, 12:38:39 pm »
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2018, 02:54:06 pm »
What does a bee use to style their hair?............

A honey comb!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2018, 10:36:29 am »
Neill Sayers
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2018, 01:16:52 pm »
This is my all time favorite..


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2018, 02:43:15 pm »
Gawd! LOL  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2018, 06:04:59 pm »
 :laugh:  Good one, Jen!

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Re: Joke of the Day
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2018, 11:47:43 pm »
now that is too funny!!!!
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2018, 09:00:37 pm »


"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."      
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2018, 09:19:37 pm »
perry and les.............funny!

............ :D :D :D
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