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Life in the South
« on: August 15, 2018, 06:43:48 pm »
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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2018, 06:45:48 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2018, 06:48:27 pm »
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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2018, 11:30:00 pm »
Thanks for that WM, I really enjoyed it.

Every now and then I will call some child behind a counter Ma'am, and get a look and. "How old do you think I am?"
Then I have to explain that I even address my daughters as ma'am. If I didn't my ancestors would rise up from the grave and box my ears! :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2018, 12:16:56 am »
Thanks for that WM, I really enjoyed it.

Every now and then I will call some child behind a counter Ma'am, and get a look and. "How old do you think I am?"
Then I have to explain that I even address my daughters as ma'am. If I didn't my ancestors would rise up from the grave and box my ears! :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2018, 08:11:48 pm »
"box my ears"!  When was the last time anyone spoke of that form of punishment?   :D

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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2018, 11:46:31 pm »
"box my ears"!  When was the last time anyone spoke of that form of punishment?   :D

When I was a kid.  Huh!  I guess that was a long time ago   :sad:
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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2018, 06:59:53 pm »
I had forgotten about that one!  Mom was always going to box my ears (undeservedly I might add) and Gramma Nellie was gonna give me the dickens! Man, that's been a while.  Thanks for the memories!  Ted
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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2018, 08:26:39 am »
My mother told my brother if you think your king around then hand me that pan and I’ll crown you! :yes:

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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2018, 03:39:54 pm »
My mother told my brother if you think your king around then hand me that pan and I’ll crown you! :yes:
That's a new one.   :D

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Re: Life in the South
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2018, 02:15:47 am »

  I can remember being terrified of gettin a lickin Ifn I didn't get myself squared away!

   I have also been Yelled at by a young lady when I said Thank you Ma'am... she got angry and asked if she looked old enough to be a Ma'am....................
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