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The Wedding Ceremony
« on: November 29, 2018, 02:47:14 pm »

The Wedding Ceremony

 The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and
 groom.

 The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the
 minister.

 The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.

 The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.

 Chaos ensued.

 The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.

 Then the groom's mother fainted.

 The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.

 The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward?

 What do you have to say?"

 There was absolute silence in the church.

 The woman replied,  "We can't hear you in the back."

 And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
― Shel Silverstein
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2018, 10:48:54 pm »
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Re: The Wedding Ceremony
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2018, 03:19:57 pm »
I Like it and good to here from you. It's been a while my friend.
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