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Offline iddee

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Baby's First Doctor Visit
« on: January 06, 2019, 07:27:37 pm »
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his
weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied..
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No
wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,? But I'm glad I came.
“Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.”
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Re: Baby's First Doctor Visit
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2019, 09:23:30 pm »
You got a loud cackle from Sweet Wife with that one, Iddee! :laugh:
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