As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump
strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where
they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is so atrocious
that both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their
noses.
The fart shakes the coach, but, the two Heads of State do their best
to ignore the incident. The Queen politely turns to President Trump and
says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets...I am sure you
understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Trump, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought...Until you mentioned it, I thought
it was one of the horses.”
