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Offline iddee

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« on: August 29, 2019, 07:59:43 pm »
   :o :o   Yesterday, while driving to do some shopping, I passed by
a newer retirement village. On the front  lawn were six old
ladies, lying naked on the grass.
I thought  this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.
On my return trip, I passed  the same retirement village
with the same six old ladies lying  naked on the lawn.   
This  time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside
to talk  to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her,
"Do  you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired  prostitutes and they're having a yard sale..."
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2019, 11:13:14 am »
Gawd!!!!  :laugh:
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